Texto Video 1 The Two Ronnies
Enviado por neopancho • 4 de Julio de 2013 • 505 Palabras (3 Páginas) • 411 Visitas
RC = Ronnie Corbett RB = Ronnie Barker
RC: Hello. Anybody there? Ah, good morning. I’m sorry, I meant … oh sorry! Sorry, sorry. I meant to, er, I’ve, I’ve, I meant to, er, I meant to, er, I, I …
RB: Good morning, Miss Prendergast. You’re early.
RC: Ah, good morning.
RB: Oh, I oh I’m sorry. Good morning, sir.
RC: Good morning. Erm … Could I have, erm … two pounds of potatoes, please?
RB: No, no, no, sir. This is, this is an optician’s, sir.
RC: What?
RB: Optician’s. Look, it says so over the door.
RC: Oh, sorry. So it does, yes. Well, it doesn’t matter because I was coming in here anyway, ’cause I’ve got it down on my list: greengrocer’s and optician’s. You see?
RB: Oh, I see, yes.
RC: Yes. It was, it was the wife’s idea actually.
RB: Oh yes. Do sit down, will you?
RC: Thank you very much. Erm, you’re, er, you’re a … Sorry. I … That’s it.
RB: Don’t worry. We’ve got plenty more. Try the one on the back. There.
RC: A?
RB: I said: Try the one on the back.
RC: No, … A.
RB: A? No, no, not A, no.
RC: B?
RB: No. Keep going.
RC: C?
RB: Keep going.
RC: D?
RB: No.
RC: E? E!
RB: Yes, very good, yes, E! Try the next line, will you?
RC: Erm … no, sorry.
RB: Don’t worry. I’ll give you a clue. Erm … Oh! What do you see with?
RC: Your eye.
RB: I. And, er, what do you do with your eye?
RC: See.
RB: C, very good indeed. Very good. Now then, now then, try the next line on your own.
RC: Erm, I’m sorry … Is there, is there a next line?
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