The Maldives or Mars?

Read the text. After that, choose the correct option for each question.

The Maldives or Mars?

Gone are the days of flights to remote, exotic islands. Today it is rocket trips to space.
Are you tired of earth yet? Do you fancy something different?
So why not escape the suburbs of your neighborhood and enjoy flying off to Mars?
Flights to Mars are not as expensive as you might think.

Rocket Technology
'Super Spock Rockets are comfortable and fast and all rocket models are made using the latest technology found on Vulcan. They feature high powered jets fueled by lightning bolt energy which enables the rockets to reach twice the speed of light. The exterior shells of the rockets are covered in huge plates of 'Yulixo', a material which is fixed on to protect the rockets from the impact of landing and taking off, making them extremely low risk.

On board 
It will be difficult to be bored, while you're inside; the rockets are packed with things to keep you entertained until you reach Mars. All rockets provide educational material so you can learn as much about Mars as possible, before your arrival. There are lectures given by expert scientists, projected on huge screens which show you what you can expect to see on the planet; such as the animal and plant life. These talks really are quite impressive and are there to fascinate you. If, after the talks, you would like to relax before your arrival on Mars in 2 day's time, then you can consider doing some gentle, positive exercise with your mind and body. These rockets come equipped with dream lounge sofas.

Dream sofa lounges
Just lie down and select the kind of positive mood you want to feel, and the dream sofa will create the correct lighting and dream to provide you with that mood. They are a great way to get rid of negative emotions like anger or jealousy. You may be surprised to learn that Martians do not know these feelings as they are peaceful creatures.

Martian Language
If you prefer to socialize instead, then you could work on your language skills by practicing the local Martian language on the bar staff. 
It might be advantageous to try a serious in depth immersion course prior to this to build your confidence.
All you have to do is go to the area marked “Learn Martian” and sit on the specially designed chairs. A Martian member of staff will touch your head with their head and then they will pass on their language via an experience which can only be described as similar to someone sending energy through your body. Like Reiki or religious healing. The sensation is like a musical allegro surging through your body which is quite magical.
The only side effect of this experience is an uncomfortable earache which you get for about 10 minutes which occurs because of the finger that your Martian friend had to put into your ear in order to complete the assimilation process!

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