EXPANSION DE AJE

STUDENT:

Miluska Lévano Osorio

LEVEL:

Intermediate 12

TEACHER:

Juan Allauca

CENTER:

BRITÁNICO SAN BORJA

1. JOKES

 An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

 A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor I've got a problem, I've got two personalities.' The doctor answers: 'Be quiet, sit down and let's talk all four of us.

My house is so, so, so small that when the sun comes into my house, I have to leave.

 A girl: So, why do you call me Eve when my real name is Maria?

A boy: Because you are the first woman I ever had.

A girl: Well, then I'll call you Peugeot

A boy: Why's that? Because I'm good-looking, economical, small and fast?

A girl: No, darling. Because you're number 206!

 Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, "There is a easy way to get what you want."

The other boy said, "How?" the boy replied, "Tell people you know their secret."

The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, "I know your secret!" The dad replies, "Please don't tell your mom heres $10."

The boy then runs to his mom, "I know your secret!" The mom said, "Please don't tell your dad here's $15."

The boy then decides to try it on the mail man, "I know your secret!" The mail man opened his arms and said, "Come, give your dad a hug!"

2. POEM

Friends

One day when you feel alone

Remember I'm at the end of a phone

I love you loads

And that must show

I want to let all the world to no

I have a friend, that is you

I love you for all you do

Your face so sweet and your heart so gentle

Keeping me together when I'm going mental

Telling me you love me and that you hold me tight

Being there for me even in the night

Thank you friend you mean a lot to me

Maybe now you'll see

How much you mean to me

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