Smoke (Satire)

The cigarette is one of the most sell trending items on the planet. Approximately 1 trillion being sold from country to country each year. It’s one of the world’s largest industries. ¿Why there are groups against the smoking of cigarettes? Since 1925 the cigarette has been criticized because of the perfection that this practice causes on the human body.

When you’re smoking in a long term it could kill you but ¿what’s that compared to get the stress out of your body, the tension relief that you feel about it? The good pleasure of smoking doesn’t compare to a death at your 80th year of life. When you exhale that smoke that relief your soul, you don’t think about the respiratory health that may because you but, ¿who cares about that? No one because it doesn’t matter at the end you have to die for something, because that’s life you live and you die. While one of your lungs are suffer you don’t have to care because you have one other to survive what is left of life. The cancer it could kill you but, is better to die slowly and still doing what you like. In the women may cause infertility at a long term but why worried after all ¿Who want kids? ¿Why to have something that depends from you and only you? Nobody wants a creature to care about it; the crying’s at midnight, the pain at the part room. That’s to kill your youth vibe inside you. Diabetes may cause you but is sugar in your blood so’ think different you’re more sweet than the normal.

Apart from all that that “good” things that smoking will cause you at your health, no one see’s the real good thing of the smoking practice. At the end, smokers will die faster. I propose to make a new law that every smoker has by obligation smoke 4 box of cigarette weekly. If the smoker doesn’t do it, will get jail by a 1 day per cigarette didn’t smoke. Once in jail the prisoners will have to smoke by obligation. By having people in jail you can control the levels of disobience by this law. Nothing is better to have all the power in there world, be rich and have control. Another solution it could be avoiding the jail. Putting the entire cigarettes at low prices by every 4 months, so’ every smoker will buy a lot to have by the 4 months withdaout paying it at a high price. This way is more real but it would be fun putting people in jail for not smoke the right way.

The advantages of all of this are simple. If this propose is considered for real it may help starting from family. In every family by statistics is at least 1 smoker. By accepting this propose we can kill that smoker and help him to die faster by obligating him to smoke much more than his normal doses. ¿Who want to see someone of his own family suffer slowly by cancer? I think no one like that. The second advantage of this proposal is the stability of the economy. Economy by cigarettes. This propose will create thousands of jobs, since it will be one universal trade mark but all the cigarettes of every flavour and filter. Affiliating all this cigarettes it will be easier to manage as the same is easier to manage one big company with his little distributors sectors.

Concluding, this proposal with my best intentions to all smokers in the world. I have care of all the health and emotional stability. I won’t do something it could hurt my country never in my life. Never forget of the real fact of things in life which are, love primordially and stain humble. I only propose this for the good of the entire world and his problems. If another propose will be considered I will understand and let go with the flow if I find it reasonable. I am not a smoker but I can understand that feeling of yours.

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