Pirates Made Of Titanium

Pirates made of Titanium

Cast

Jack Dawson (From Titanic) Javier Ojeda

Rose DeWitt (From Titanic) Minery Teneb

Jack Sparrow Cristóbal Villanueva

Captain Hook César Villanueva

Jeannie (From I dream of Jeannie) Angela Caro

Carlos Pinto Minery Teneb

Xena: Gabriela Barría

Scene 1: Jack and Rose

Rose and Jack are going to the prow of the Titanic with the theme song of the movie in a romantic way to see the sea in the typical position with the eyes closed.

JACK: Do you trust me?

ROSE: I trust you

JACK: Open your eyes (she does it and waits for the fan)

ROSE: I’m flying (while she enjoys the breeze Jack suffers a heart attack)

JACK: I’m dying.

ROSE: I’m flying!

JACK: I’m dying

ROSE: Oh lord, Jack!! What happened to you!

JACK: I was tired so I’m a taking a rest

ROSE: Oh god... I thought you were dying(she breathes relieved)

JACK: I’m dying stupid! Go and ask for help!!!

ROSE: Ok wait a minute. Do not follow the light!(She goes out and covers Jack with her kerchief)

Scene 2: Jack Sparrow

She goes out and Sparrow appears in the scene escaping from Captain Hook. He takes Jack’s whiskey flask)

SPARROW: I did not kill him, right? I better hide the body.

(Sparrow throws Jack out of the ship and takes his place covering his face with the Rose’s kerchief)

CAPTAIN HOOK: Where the hell is Jack Sparrow? (shouting). He wants to steal this, my boat.I’m sure you know where he is(speaking to the crowd). I’ll kill you Sparrow wherever you are! I’ll find you! (He goes apart looking for Sparrow)

ROSE: Oh Jack, I just found this useless thing, it is like a lamp. Jack? Are you still alive? (She takes of the kerchief from Sparrow and they both shout frightened)

ROSE: Jack Sparrow?

SPARROW: Captain Jack Sparrow.

ROSE: What? What did you do with my Jack?

SPARROW: I didn’t know he was your Jack, so I threw him out of the ship

ROSE: What did you say?

CAPTAIN HOOK: Sparrow?!?!?! Yeah, there you are!

SPARROW: me? I’m sorry I thought there was another Sparrow in this ship.

CAPTAIN HOOK: Prepare for your death, cheesy pirate! You’ll pay for everything you have done to me

SPARROW: Wohwohwoh, don’t you want to make deal? I bet you don’t know what is...THIS for. (Taking the lamp from the floor)

CAPTAIN HOOK: What is that?

SPARROW: This is an ancient relic, brought from the far lands of Persia.

CAPTAIN HOOK: Mmm…I would sell it (Thinking for a while)No! Stop wasting my time Sparrow. Let’s finish this!

SPARROW: Well anyway, this is completely useless.

Sparrow throws the lamp to the back side of the stage and smoke appears with an explosion from the upper side of the folding screen revealing Jeannie. Sparrow runs to hide behind Captain Hook’s back

JEANNIE: (She enters dancing) Hello Mister... however you are named.

CAPTAIN HOOK: My name is Hook, the famous Captain Hook and… Who are you?

JEANNIE: I’m Jennie and I’m here for fulfil three wishes, whatever you want. Who was the one who set me free?

SPARROW: (Jumping into the scene) I was. So, you said that you could fulfil everything right?

JEANNIE: Yes, I said that, but no alcohol, no drugs, please. I’m fed up with that, you pirates.

SPARROW: Don’t worry, darling. I’ll ask for something special. I would like a….

CAPTAIN HOOK: A green apple...(He laughs at Sparrow)It’s my turn. I would like a…

SPARROW: (interrupting him)another hook (laughing at him)

CAPTAIN HOOK: What is this??

JEANNIE: I’m sorry; You should’ve been more specific. Alright, just one wish more. What are you going to do?

Carlos Pinto gets into the stage and start saying

CARLOS: In the meantime, while Sparrow and Hook are struggling very hard with their decision, everybody thought that Jack had disappeared but there was a big surprise waiting for him in a lonely beach. What will be their fate? Is this man going to survive? Who will be the final captain of this ship? Let’s see what happens.

Scene 3:Arriving to the beach

The scene begins in a beach, with Jack draggling to the seashore

JACK: Damn it! Where am I? Where is Rose!? What am I doing here? How did I get here? Where is my whiskey flask? Where is the toilet? What does the fox say? (Music) Help! Help!

Xena enters shouting.

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